Merry Christmas, Asshole

As quoted above from the infamous How I Met Your Mother, Merry Christmas. I do understand that Christmas was 2 days ago but for me, it ends today. I had Christmas day at my moms, then flew across country to have the 26th with my dad, and today, the 27th, I will be ending Christmas 2013 with my friend Hope. I have received everything I asked for, since well, I didn't ask for much nor anything super expensive. I am most excited though about my new LuLu yoga matt because it is pretty bad ass with all of the sayings on it and the fact that it absorbs the sweat from my feet so I don't slip all embarrassingly on downward dog. But now, I have all this money and yes it is burning a hole in my pocket. My struggle though, is that I do have to bring back anything I buy and honestly my carry on is already packed full (what can I say? Being a girl is hard stuff when packing). And of course, I forgot deodorant and a belt in order to squeeze in my last pair of shoes that I so desperately had to bring.

But I do hope that you all had a wonderful holiday, Christmas, or whatever you celebrate with your families. Nothing better than all coming together to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ (or uh, something else if you don't believe in Him). I must finish getting ready to get this birds nest all fixed up today with my hairdresser, and pick up a belt and deodorant. 

xoxo

Family, but only by blood.

It's not that I don't love you, you see. Honestly, you are like my only family outside my mom, dad, and brothers but I need you to give me space when you come here. I know you love me and I know you treat me well but I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS ANYMORE. You are NOT my mother, you are NOT an authority over me and jeeze STOP REPEATING YOURSELF. Not every time I talk, I'm talking to you and not everything I say should be heard by you. It's not that you are doing something wrong because I know, you can't change yourself and what not but honestly just listen to what you say and try being someone who is around you. Stop being sassy and rude to people at the mall, and thinking you are better than them because news flash: YOU AREN'T.